Beer Can Collector Gifts

Beer Fancier

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

CASA DE JOY PREMIUM TEQUILA STONE BISSETT DISTILLERY CONT. NET.1000 ML 40% ALC Vol.

'Malty tasking.'

Bottletrees.

"Your shout!"

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Ad Valorem

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

Wine: New and Old.

Pet Foods

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

REAL ALE for one pint only

"What are you doing?! There's a recycling bin right here,"

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

Great Moments in Beer

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"There's water up here, all right!"

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'

'No, no, no - I said do me a ship in a bottle'

'Of course, if you'd like to splurge, this home brewing kit costs $12,000 - it comes with a genuine German brewmaster.'

Bottle Battle

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

'Good thing the recipe doesn't call for two tablespoons of port, we'd need a second cart.'

"They're in charge because God gave them more can openers."

Wine from all regions.