Bottled Beer Collector Gifts

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'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Just the one...

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"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'Malty tasking.'

Bottletrees.

"Your shout!"

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Make your own bottled water.

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."

Wine: New and Old.

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

REAL ALE for one pint only

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"Over there - an island!"

"There's water up here, all right!"

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"What are you doing?! There's a recycling bin right here,"

Great Moments in Beer

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

'Of course, if you'd like to splurge, this home brewing kit costs $12,000 - it comes with a genuine German brewmaster.'