Bottle Bag Collector Gifts

'You know, our collection of bottle bags is worth more than our collection of wines.'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

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Bottletrees.

Utility Chic.

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Your shout!"

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

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Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'He's been shot!'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

Wine: New and Old.

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

"Which free tote goes best?"

The evolution of a woman's purse.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

Submarine

"What are you doing?! There's a recycling bin right here,"

"There's water up here, all right!"

"Over there - an island!"

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'