Bottle Cap Collector Gifts

'I can't get the childproof cap off.'

Recycling

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

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'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Official Team Cap With Beard

Bottletrees.

'Does my head look big in this?'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Your shout!"

Ad Valorem

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"I want one of those!"

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."

Wine: New and Old.

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

Octopus Baseball Fan

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

Ed's Salary Cap

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

Submarine

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

"Over there - an island!"

"There's water up here, all right!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'