Water Bottle Collector Gifts

Tap Dancing School - 'We only use tap water.'

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."

"I'm from the future and, yes, we are still carrying around those little water bottles."

Bottled water has no trans fats.

Special Spring Water: Price to Clear

Dehydrated H2O Just Add Water

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

CASA DE JOY PREMIUM TEQUILA STONE BISSETT DISTILLERY CONT. NET.1000 ML 40% ALC Vol.

Bottletrees.

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Your shout!"

Ad Valorem

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Make your own bottled water.

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

Wine: New and Old.

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

Maple syrup and milk collection.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

Great Moments in Beer

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

"Over there - an island!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"There's water up here, all right!"

"What are you doing?! There's a recycling bin right here,"

'No, no, no - I said do me a ship in a bottle'

'Good thing the recipe doesn't call for two tablespoons of port, we'd need a second cart.'