Collecting Water Bottles Gifts

Soothing Waterfall

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Just the one...

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

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Bottletrees.

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Your shout!"

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Ad Valorem

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Make your own bottled water.

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

Wine: New and Old.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

Submarine

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

"There's water up here, all right!"

"What are you doing?! There's a recycling bin right here,"

Great Moments in Beer