Cap Collector Gifts

"Actually, I'm not a New York Yankees fan. I'm a New York Yankees cap fan."

'I want you to touch your toes twenty times a day.' - 'No way, my cap will fall off.'

'Does my head look big in this?'

Two English university students

Recap after use.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'Bradley, haven't I told you before about wearing your cap in the house?'

'And in order to make the experience of court less intimidating...'

"Where did I get what coonskin cap?"

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Sign says hats must be removed in shop. Shopkeeper tells old man: 'No sir, I'm afraid we don't make an exception for 'bad-hair days'.'

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

'Yes that's my husband. I recognize his lucky cap.'

'Oh, man! All of these caps have the visor on the front.'

'My wife ran off with a Greek fisherman, but I got his cap!'

"I love it here. CEOs can't wear their caps backwards on earth."

Handicap

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"I want one of those!"

Letters read: 'Try removing the cap you idiot.'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

"Thanks, Chuck, I admire your NASCARness also."

Tour guide: 'And there it IS folks! The start of Switzerland's spectacular snow-capped mountains!'

'I like the hat.'

'I wonder if I would be allowed to wear a baseball cap.'

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

"My broker gave me this Wall Street rally cap."

My hat? It stands for "What would Freud do?" WWFD? ?

Octopus Baseball Fan

Ed's Salary Cap

Official Team Cap With Beard

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.