Grad Cap Collector Gifts

Teacher.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

"I started a collection!"

Personnel. I've heard of "magna cum laude" and "summa cum laude," but I've never heard of a person graduating "persona non grata." (Published originally on June 3, 1981.)

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

'School of hard knocks.'

Graduate

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Official Team Cap With Beard

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

'Does my head look big in this?'

Utility Chic.

Bachelors and Masters degrees.

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"I want one of those!"

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

No room to hang his diploma.

'My son has college degrees in psychology, economics and political science. He can't get a job but at least he knows why.'

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

The evolution of a woman's purse.