Graduation Cap Enthusiast Gifts

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

Teacher and students.

Now Firing.

"Just where do you think you're going? You don't have the brains to graduate!"

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

Teacher.

Zombie Academy Graduation Ceremony

'..And remember, your success will be measured in how much you donate to the university's alumni fund.'

A Guide to Academic Gowns and Hoods

'The first thing I gotta do is pay off my loan. My roommate loaned me 6 bucks last week for beer.'

"Wow! Your dog really is smarter than an honor roll student!"

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

A credit to his species...

"Jack is graduating at home from home school."

Shooting a spitball at the Dean on graduation day.

Jack Russell gets a Doctorate

A teacher in mortar board and gown

'I seem to recall my pre-school graduation ceremony was called 'so what'.'

Graduate

Each one respresents another honor.

"It's a tuition bill."

'The Graduate' updated.

"Sometimes I think we want this more than he does."

'I was wrong. I didn't think Gibson would make much use of his diploma.'

"If you buy the service plan, we can change the graduation date as often as neccessary."