Graduation Nostalgia Gifts

'The Graduate' updated.

Eternal Student.

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

Go team!

U of Debt

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

His Master's Thesis.

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

Now Firing.

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

Student Debt

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

"Yale law....where did you do your pre-hell?"

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

Boys at Leisure

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'