Graduation Enthusiast Gifts

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

"Sometimes I think we want this more than he does."

A Guide to Academic Gowns and Hoods

Their son was in a class of his own.

Obedience School. I can't take it. I've gotta chase that tassel! Be strong, Frank! You'll have your diploma in a minute!

A teacher in mortar board and gown

"Hey! Mine is a list of debt counselors."

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

"Wow! Your dog really is smarter than an honor roll student!"

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

Graduates on their phones

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

Now Firing.

"Just where do you think you're going? You don't have the brains to graduate!"

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

I'm forgetting which college is which. Their brochures are all alike. University of. It's always fall or spring. Apply! There's always a multi-cultural group of kids hanging out. There's always a girl in goggles working in a science lab with an ethnic-looking prof. It's reassuring. They all celebrate their diversity in the exact same way! And charge the exact same for it!

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'

Some New Mortarboard Styles.

Cards for All Occasions. Wedding. Get Well. Grads. Congrats. Friendship. Birthday. One "graduation" and one "condolences" … He's afraid of the real world.

'Thanks, I started collecting diplomas when I was seven.'

'..And remember, your success will be measured in how much you donate to the university's alumni fund.'

"You put PhD on birth certificate?!" "It's never to early to give em an advantage."

A credit to his species...

'Hurry up, I gotta go to the bathroom!'

WHEW!

"Jack is graduating at home from home school."

Graduating cats play with their mortar boards.

Shooting a spitball at the Dean on graduation day.

Jack Russell gets a Doctorate

Law graduate sharks.

'I seem to recall my pre-school graduation ceremony was called 'so what'.'

Graduate

Each one respresents another honor.