Graduation Admirer Gifts

Law graduate sharks.

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

Graduates on their phones

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Now Firing.

Obedience School Graduation.

'...then I got my masters in psychology, and a year later I earned my Ph.D. in sociology. By the time I get my master in math and my doctorate in history, I'll be ready to retire.'

'He's feeling very proud of himself. He went to watchdog school and graduated 'Magna cum loudly.''

"I'm very proud of the grade A's, son, but what about these grade B smalls?"

I'm forgetting which college is which. Their brochures are all alike. University of. It's always fall or spring. Apply! There's always a multi-cultural group of kids hanging out. There's always a girl in goggles working in a science lab with an ethnic-looking prof. It's reassuring. They all celebrate their diversity in the exact same way! And charge the exact same for it!

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

Some New Mortarboard Styles.

Cards for All Occasions. Wedding. Get Well. Grads. Congrats. Friendship. Birthday. One "graduation" and one "condolences" … He's afraid of the real world.

'..And remember, your success will be measured in how much you donate to the university's alumni fund.'

A Guide to Academic Gowns and Hoods

"Jack is graduating at home from home school."

Harvard Surgeons - Class of 2019

Medical School Graduation Gowns.

'Hurry up, I gotta go to the bathroom!'

"Wow! Your dog really is smarter than an honor roll student!"

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

A credit to his species...

Graduation day at Cowboy School

Graduating cats play with their mortar boards.

Shooting a spitball at the Dean on graduation day.

'Teacher training has become harder and harder these days!'

Their son was in a class of his own.

I'm a fully qualified grazer!

A teacher in mortar board and gown

"Hey! Mine is a list of debt counselors."

'I seem to recall my pre-school graduation ceremony was called 'so what'.'

"I thought when I got my Ph.D. things would be different but I am still a chicken."