Graduation Fans Gifts

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Graduates on their phones

Day one, post grad

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

DACA

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

Now Firing.

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"

"Is there an ebony tower, too?"

'I'm taking post-graduate work to learn how to read at least the fifth grade level.'

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

"Of course I'm going to use the money to buy booze. I'm celebrating paying off my student loans."

Some New Mortarboard Styles.

'I thought he was passing out homework!'

Cards for All Occasions. Wedding. Get Well. Grads. Congrats. Friendship. Birthday. One "graduation" and one "condolences" … He's afraid of the real world.

'And remember you success will be measured by how much money you donate to the universities alumni fund.'

A Guide to Academic Gowns and Hoods

'Help! Graduated Magna Cum Debt.'

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

Medical School Graduation Gowns.

"Jack is graduating at home from home school."

'The first thing I gotta do is pay off my loan. My roommate loaned me 6 bucks last week for beer.'

A credit to his species...

"Wow! Your dog really is smarter than an honor roll student!"

'Hurry up, I gotta go to the bathroom!'

Graduating cats play with their mortar boards.

Shooting a spitball at the Dean on graduation day.

Their son was in a class of his own.

I'm a fully qualified grazer!