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"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

T-Rex as a graduation speaker. Everything was going well until someone in the first row moved!"

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

Bovine Proctology Graduation

Graduation Day At A Party School

"In an effort to avoid controversy, and to accommodate our attention spans, we will be replacing the commencement speaker with fortune cookies."

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

Man sees college fraternity houses 'Kappa Phi', 'Aeta Epsalon' and then 'Beta Carotene', says, 'They major in nutrition.'

'Uh Dude, you're supposed to throw it straight up.'

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

'Nobody likes a bartender who went to college.'

"Clever girl."

Zombie Academy Graduation Ceremony

A Guide to Academic Gowns and Hoods

A credit to his species...

"Put 'er there!"

Visiting Professor Swinely - Pig Latin.

"Wow! Your dog really is smarter than an honor roll student!"

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

'The first thing I gotta do is pay off my loan. My roommate loaned me 6 bucks last week for beer.'

Shooting a spitball at the Dean on graduation day.