Graduation Day Jokester Gifts

Dunce's Cap.

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

'In conclusion, I hope you all go out there, get well-paying jobs, and give lots of tax-deductible gifts to our alumni fund.'

T-Rex as a graduation speaker. Everything was going well until someone in the first row moved!"

Now Firing.

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

Medical school graduation gowns.

Graduation Day At A Party School

Bovine Proctology Graduation

"What does he know, and how long will he know it?"

"In an effort to avoid controversy, and to accommodate our attention spans, we will be replacing the commencement speaker with fortune cookies."

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

'Uh Dude, you're supposed to throw it straight up.'

Before graduating, students at Flegburn High were required to read their diplomas out loud.

Zombie Academy Graduation Ceremony

'I thought he was passing out homework!'

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

Cards for All Occasions. Wedding. Get Well. Grads. Congrats. Friendship. Birthday. One "graduation" and one "condolences" … He's afraid of the real world.

"Clever girl."

Medical School Graduations.

A credit to his species...

"Put 'er there!"

Western Institute of Architectural Design - Congratulations class of 2005!

"Sorry, Higgins, but this isn't a diploma. It's a subpoena!"

'Hurry up, I gotta go to the bathroom!'

'The first thing I gotta do is pay off my loan. My roommate loaned me 6 bucks last week for beer.'

Graduating cats play with their mortar boards.

Pair of pants thrown in the air along with students' caps.

Perdue University.

Instead of caps and gowns, night school graduates have to wear nightcaps and nightgowns.

Jack Russell gets a Doctorate