Graduation Day Jokester T-Shirts

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

'In conclusion, I hope you all go out there, get well-paying jobs, and give lots of tax-deductible gifts to our alumni fund.'

T-Rex as a graduation speaker. Everything was going well until someone in the first row moved!"

Now Firing.

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

Graduation Day At A Party School

Bovine Proctology Graduation

"What does he know, and how long will he know it?"

"In an effort to avoid controversy, and to accommodate our attention spans, we will be replacing the commencement speaker with fortune cookies."

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

'Uh Dude, you're supposed to throw it straight up.'

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

Zombie Academy Graduation Ceremony

"Clever girl."

'The first thing I gotta do is pay off my loan. My roommate loaned me 6 bucks last week for beer.'

"Put 'er there!"

A credit to his species...

"Sorry, Higgins, but this isn't a diploma. It's a subpoena!"

Jack Russell gets a Doctorate