Graduation Day Joker T-Shirts

'In conclusion, I hope you all go out there, get well-paying jobs, and give lots of tax-deductible gifts to our alumni fund.'

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

T-Rex as a graduation speaker. Everything was going well until someone in the first row moved!"

Now Firing.

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

Medical school graduation gowns.

Graduation Day At A Party School

Bovine Proctology Graduation

"What does he know, and how long will he know it?"

School of Baristas

"In an effort to avoid controversy, and to accommodate our attention spans, we will be replacing the commencement speaker with fortune cookies."

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

'Uh Dude, you're supposed to throw it straight up.'

'I thought he was passing out homework!'

Zombie Academy Graduation Ceremony

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

Cards for All Occasions. Wedding. Get Well. Grads. Congrats. Friendship. Birthday. One "graduation" and one "condolences" … He's afraid of the real world.

"Sure he's still Mr. Right, Beth? Up there in that Bluejays cap?"

"Clever girl."

Medical School Graduations.

Clothes Make the man...

A credit to his species...

'The first thing I gotta do is pay off my loan. My roommate loaned me 6 bucks last week for beer.'

"Put 'er there!"

Western Institute of Architectural Design - Congratulations class of 2005!

"Sorry, Higgins, but this isn't a diploma. It's a subpoena!"

Graduating cats play with their mortar boards.

Pair of pants thrown in the air along with students' caps.