Graduation Gagster T-Shirts

"Sorry, Higgins, but this isn't a diploma. It's a subpoena!"

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

Now Firing.

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'After reviewing my student loans, I wrote my thesis on deficit spending.'

Medical school graduation gowns.

"Just where do you think you're going? You don't have the brains to graduate!"

Graduation Day At A Party School

"What does he know, and how long will he know it?"

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"

School of Baristas

Happy Graduation

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

'Uh Dude, you're supposed to throw it straight up.'

Before graduating, students at Flegburn High were required to read their diplomas out loud.

Zombie Academy Graduation Ceremony

'I thought he was passing out homework!'

"Clever girl."

Cards for All Occasions. Wedding. Get Well. Grads. Congrats. Friendship. Birthday. One "graduation" and one "condolences" … He's afraid of the real world.

'Do you have one called Job?'

Medical School Graduations.

'And remember you success will be measured by how much money you donate to the universities alumni fund.'

'I'm now ready to make my own way in the world. But first, can you guys loan me 200 grand to pay off my student loan?'

Western Institute of Architectural Design - Congratulations class of 2005!

'The first thing I gotta do is pay off my loan. My roommate loaned me 6 bucks last week for beer.'

"Put 'er there!"

A credit to his species...

Graduating cats play with their mortar boards.

Pair of pants thrown in the air along with students' caps.

Dunce's Cap.

Five-Star Canine Obedience School Graduation.

Instead of caps and gowns, night school graduates have to wear nightcaps and nightgowns.

Jack Russell gets a Doctorate