Graduation Gagster Prints

"Sorry, Higgins, but this isn't a diploma. It's a subpoena!"

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

Now Firing.

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'After reviewing my student loans, I wrote my thesis on deficit spending.'

"Just where do you think you're going? You don't have the brains to graduate!"

Graduation Day At A Party School

"What does he know, and how long will he know it?"

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"

School of Baristas

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

'Uh Dude, you're supposed to throw it straight up.'

Zombie Academy Graduation Ceremony

"Clever girl."

'Do you have one called Job?'

'And remember you success will be measured by how much money you donate to the universities alumni fund.'

'I'm now ready to make my own way in the world. But first, can you guys loan me 200 grand to pay off my student loan?'

A credit to his species...

'The first thing I gotta do is pay off my loan. My roommate loaned me 6 bucks last week for beer.'

"Put 'er there!"

Jack Russell gets a Doctorate