Graduation Gag Lover T-Shirts

'The first thing I gotta do is pay off my loan. My roommate loaned me 6 bucks last week for beer.'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

Now Firing.

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

Graduation Day At A Party School

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

'Uh Dude, you're supposed to throw it straight up.'

Zombie Academy Graduation Ceremony

"Clever girl."

'Do you have one called Job?'

'And remember you success will be measured by how much money you donate to the universities alumni fund.'

'I'm now ready to make my own way in the world. But first, can you guys loan me 200 grand to pay off my student loan?'

A Guide to Academic Gowns and Hoods

A credit to his species...

"Put 'er there!"

"Sorry, Higgins, but this isn't a diploma. It's a subpoena!"

"Wow! Your dog really is smarter than an honor roll student!"

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

Jack Russell gets a Doctorate