New Graduate: Entering real life.
Graduation Comedy Gifts
Looking for a humorous way to mark a graduate's big day? Our funny graduation gifts combine wit and charm, perfect for celebrating achievements and inspiring laughter. Whether it's a playful mug or a clever print, find a gift that makes the moment unforgettable for the new graduate.
'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'
Ten Years to get the Ph.D
'In conclusion, I hope you all go out there, get well-paying jobs, and give lots of tax-deductible gifts to our alumni fund.'
T-Rex as a graduation speaker. Everything was going well until someone in the first row moved!"
Now Firing.
'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'
Graduation Day At A Party School
Bovine Proctology Graduation
"In an effort to avoid controversy, and to accommodate our attention spans, we will be replacing the commencement speaker with fortune cookies."
"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."
John Lennon
Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'
'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'
'Uh Dude, you're supposed to throw it straight up.'
Zombie Academy Graduation Ceremony
Cards for All Occasions. Wedding. Get Well. Grads. Congrats. Friendship. Birthday. One "graduation" and one "condolences" … He's afraid of the real world.
"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."
'And remember you success will be measured by how much money you donate to the universities alumni fund.'
A Guide to Academic Gowns and Hoods
A credit to his species...
'The first thing I gotta do is pay off my loan. My roommate loaned me 6 bucks last week for beer.'
"His first day as campus police and he just saw too many kids with backpacks and electronic devices in their hands."
"Sorry, Higgins, but this isn't a diploma. It's a subpoena!"
"Wow! Your dog really is smarter than an honor roll student!"
Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.
Graduating cats play with their mortar boards.
Dunce's Cap.
Their son was in a class of his own.
Perdue University.
Freshers' week societies - 'Debt', 'Poverty' and 'No Money'.
"Hey! Mine is a list of debt counselors."
Instead of caps and gowns, night school graduates have to wear nightcaps and nightgowns.
A teacher in mortar board and gown
Jack Russell gets a Doctorate
Graduation Comedy Gifts Collection
Graduation Comedy Mugs
Discover a range of funny graduation mugs that add humor to daily routines and remind graduates of their achievement.
Graduation Comedy Pillows
Explore amusing graduation pillows to bring personality and laughs to any space.
Graduation Comedy Prints
Browse humorous graduation prints that make inspiring wall art and conversation starters.
Graduation Comedy T-Shirts
Find witty graduation t-shirts that combine humor and pride—perfect for celebrating in style.