Graduation Comedy Pillows

New Graduate: Entering real life.

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

'In conclusion, I hope you all go out there, get well-paying jobs, and give lots of tax-deductible gifts to our alumni fund.'

T-Rex as a graduation speaker. Everything was going well until someone in the first row moved!"

Now Firing.

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

Graduation Day At A Party School

Bovine Proctology Graduation

"In an effort to avoid controversy, and to accommodate our attention spans, we will be replacing the commencement speaker with fortune cookies."

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

John Lennon

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

'Uh Dude, you're supposed to throw it straight up.'

Zombie Academy Graduation Ceremony

Cards for All Occasions. Wedding. Get Well. Grads. Congrats. Friendship. Birthday. One "graduation" and one "condolences" … He's afraid of the real world.

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

'And remember you success will be measured by how much money you donate to the universities alumni fund.'

A Guide to Academic Gowns and Hoods

A credit to his species...

'The first thing I gotta do is pay off my loan. My roommate loaned me 6 bucks last week for beer.'

"His first day as campus police and he just saw too many kids with backpacks and electronic devices in their hands."

"Sorry, Higgins, but this isn't a diploma. It's a subpoena!"

"Wow! Your dog really is smarter than an honor roll student!"

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

Graduating cats play with their mortar boards.

Dunce's Cap.

Their son was in a class of his own.

Perdue University.

Freshers' week societies - 'Debt', 'Poverty' and 'No Money'.

"Hey! Mine is a list of debt counselors."

Instead of caps and gowns, night school graduates have to wear nightcaps and nightgowns.

A teacher in mortar board and gown

Jack Russell gets a Doctorate