Graduation Humor Enthusiast Pillows

Cards for All Occasions. Wedding. Get Well. Grads. Congrats. Friendship. Birthday. One "graduation" and one "condolences" … He's afraid of the real world.

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

T-Rex as a graduation speaker. Everything was going well until someone in the first row moved!"

Now Firing.

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

Medical school graduation gowns.

Graduation Day At A Party School

Bovine Proctology Graduation

"In an effort to avoid controversy, and to accommodate our attention spans, we will be replacing the commencement speaker with fortune cookies."

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

'Uh Dude, you're supposed to throw it straight up.'

"Here's my final exam. My lawyer said I didn't have to answer any of these questions."

"Clever girl."

'I recommend you major in something other than meat.'

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

Zombie Academy Graduation Ceremony

'I thought he was passing out homework!'

Medical School Graduations.

A Guide to Academic Gowns and Hoods

"Wow! Your dog really is smarter than an honor roll student!"

'The first thing I gotta do is pay off my loan. My roommate loaned me 6 bucks last week for beer.'

A credit to his species...

"Put 'er there!"

Western Institute of Architectural Design - Congratulations class of 2005!

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

Graduating cats play with their mortar boards.

Shooting a spitball at the Dean on graduation day.

Dunce's Cap.