Graduation Humor Enthusiast Prints

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

T-Rex as a graduation speaker. Everything was going well until someone in the first row moved!"

Now Firing.

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

Bovine Proctology Graduation

Graduation Day At A Party School

"In an effort to avoid controversy, and to accommodate our attention spans, we will be replacing the commencement speaker with fortune cookies."

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

'Uh Dude, you're supposed to throw it straight up.'

Zombie Academy Graduation Ceremony

"Here's my final exam. My lawyer said I didn't have to answer any of these questions."

'I recommend you major in something other than meat.'

"Clever girl."

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

A Guide to Academic Gowns and Hoods

'The first thing I gotta do is pay off my loan. My roommate loaned me 6 bucks last week for beer.'

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

A credit to his species...

"Wow! Your dog really is smarter than an honor roll student!"

"Put 'er there!"

Shooting a spitball at the Dean on graduation day.