Graduation Prankster Gifts

'Uh Dude, you're supposed to throw it straight up.'

Graduation Day At A Party School

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Court's in recess!'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

Now Firing.

"Well, Billy; according to your dog's x-ray, he didn't eat your homework!"

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

"Whoa! Are they doing what I think they're doing?"

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'Try doing something constructive this summer, like going out and capturing some of your school clothes.'

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

MA Certificate - Master of Alcohol.

'What about you, Billy? Did some deranged animal burst in during recess and devour your homework too?'

Zombie Academy Graduation Ceremony

It Was Inevitable: Computerized Spit-Ball.

"Clever girl."

"I was supposed to take the shoes off first, wasn't I?"

"It's my French homework. Enjoy."

"Sorry, Higgins, but this isn't a diploma. It's a subpoena!"

"Put 'er there!"

"Another school year! Yay!"