Campus Prankster Gifts

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

University cone dispenser

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Court's in recess!'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'Checkmate!'

The Ascent of Man.

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"Well, Billy; according to your dog's x-ray, he didn't eat your homework!"

I will not waste chalk kid...

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

'Oh, now that's a nice vase...'

Wishing Well

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

"Whoa! Are they doing what I think they're doing?"

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

Big man on Krampus

Graduation Day At A Party School

'Try doing something constructive this summer, like going out and capturing some of your school clothes.'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

"Yeah, I've been radio-tagged by scientists, so once a week, out of spite, I do something irrational just to mess up their data..."

Work stress.

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

Recombinant DNA Lab.

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'