College Pranksters Gifts

MA Certificate - Master of Alcohol.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Court's in recess!'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Tartar sauce.

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

"Well, Billy; according to your dog's x-ray, he didn't eat your homework!"

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Back to the Holidays

"I think we both know who did it...."

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'