College Pranksters Gifts

MA Certificate - Master of Alcohol.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'Court's in recess!'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Tartar sauce.

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

"Well, Billy; according to your dog's x-ray, he didn't eat your homework!"

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Back to the Holidays

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'