Academic Prankster Gifts

Library Scientists.

"To be environmentally responsible I'm recycling my sister's old book reports."

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

Shooting a spitball at the Dean on graduation day.

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

"The 'Maurice Q. Dinkelfrost Professor of Economics' really is an endowed chair even though we made up the name just to amuse ourselves."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Court's in recess!'

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Hard or soft science?'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'Checkmate!'

The Ascent of Man.

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

I will not waste chalk kid...

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

"Well, Billy; according to your dog's x-ray, he didn't eat your homework!"

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

Book signing The Art Of Forgery - "Gee thanks, Oprah Winfrey."

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

Graduation Day At A Party School

Sartre's E-Mail

Write "Brenda' but use disappearing ink

How about you? Have you picked a major?

Undergraduate and don