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"To be environmentally responsible I'm recycling my sister's old book reports."

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

Shooting a spitball at the Dean on graduation day.

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

"The 'Maurice Q. Dinkelfrost Professor of Economics' really is an endowed chair even though we made up the name just to amuse ourselves."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Court's in recess!'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

'Hard or soft science?'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'Checkmate!'

The Ascent of Man.

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"Well, Billy; according to your dog's x-ray, he didn't eat your homework!"

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

I will not waste chalk kid...

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

Book signing The Art Of Forgery - "Gee thanks, Oprah Winfrey."

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

Graduation Day At A Party School

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

Undergraduate and don

Wishing Well

Write "Brenda' but use disappearing ink

"Whoa! Are they doing what I think they're doing?"

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

'Try doing something constructive this summer, like going out and capturing some of your school clothes.'