Student Prankster T-Shirts

'Watch out for her. She lets you do all the talking.'

'Court's in recess!'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

The Amazing Mr Sausage

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

I will not waste chalk kid...

"Well, Billy; according to your dog's x-ray, he didn't eat your homework!"

'For show and tell today I've brought in the report cards of our teacher, which I downloaded!'

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

On a school trip to a museum, a child takes the head of a horse statue and runs through the museum with it.

"Whoa! Are they doing what I think they're doing?"

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'Try doing something constructive this summer, like going out and capturing some of your school clothes.'

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

"Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it"

MA Certificate - Master of Alcohol.

'What about you, Billy? Did some deranged animal burst in during recess and devour your homework too?'

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

"I was supposed to take the shoes off first, wasn't I?"