Student Prankster T-Shirts

'Watch out for her. She lets you do all the talking.'

'Court's in recess!'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

The Amazing Mr Sausage

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

"Well, Billy; according to your dog's x-ray, he didn't eat your homework!"

I will not waste chalk kid...

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

'For show and tell today I've brought in the report cards of our teacher, which I downloaded!'

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

Pants Uglifier!

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

"Whoa! Are they doing what I think they're doing?"

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

High school sophomore Kyle Rimnard tests his theory that cafeteria meatloaf cures acne.

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

On a school trip to a museum, a child takes the head of a horse statue and runs through the museum with it.

'Try doing something constructive this summer, like going out and capturing some of your school clothes.'

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

"Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it"

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

MA Certificate - Master of Alcohol.

'What about you, Billy? Did some deranged animal burst in during recess and devour your homework too?'