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'We all do a lot of stupid things when we're young. So, what'll take to remove that 'Butterball' tattoo?'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Boy rolled into a snowball

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'Court's in recess!'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"They look like pickles."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Teddy Time Bears

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I did it all from memory.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'I found what was making those funny noises.'