Playful Prankster T-Shirts

"Very funny."

"My virtual pet at my online report."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Rabbit pulls down fellow rabbit's ears as photo is taken, instead of making 'rabbit ears'.

'The boss is away, so we pushed our desks together to make a fort.'

Dog gets sprayed by hydrant.

Clown Roulette

'Just so you know, what you do next will directly affect the quality of your Father's Day gift!'

'Of course, I sweep everything behind that door.'

'Frosty! You went out and got plowed again, didn't you?'

'What have I told you two! No hide and seek in the car!'

'We're starting a car pool. Want to join?'

"He tried to attack me with this, but I managed to grab it from him and knock him out before he did me in."

'I was wrong. I didn't think Gibson would make much use of his diploma.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Bad Papers

'This call may be monitored for quality assurance.'

Giant train on a boy's train set.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Whale Blowing Bubbles.

'Have a cigar. Go ahead - they're bubblegum.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Clown Skis.

Kennel Club is closed for staff training

Man sowing plant seed Cat sowing bird seed.

Holy monk.

'Oh dear. I think I've got off on the wrong foot!'

'Can you stop giving me homework, Miss...My dog's putting on weight.'

'We were playing Doctor and I was sterilizing the gloves.'

Never declare a food fight on artichoke day!

The man on the moon.

'Here, I made you a mudpie with a file in it.'

Dyslexics of the world untie!