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"I can't talk about what I did during the summer because I don't want to rat on those here who were also involved."

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"It's alive! Alive!!"

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

The Amazing Mr Sausage

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

Tartar sauce.

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Back to the Holidays

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"I think we both know who did it...."

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."