Youthful Pranksters Gifts

"I can't talk about what I did during the summer because I don't want to rat on those here who were also involved."

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

"It's alive! Alive!!"

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Tartar sauce.

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

The Amazing Mr Sausage

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

Back to the Holidays

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

On a school trip to a museum, a child takes the head of a horse statue and runs through the museum with it.

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'