Lighthearted Pranksters Gifts

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'Sign here please.'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"They look like pickles."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Extremely Practical Jokes.

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Stupid Cupid.

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

Tartar sauce.

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

Back to the Holidays

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"I think we both know who did it...."

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'