Pun-loving Pranksters Gifts

Prison Escape Plot

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"They look like pickles."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

Stupid Cupid.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

Extremely Practical Jokes.

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Tartar sauce.

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"I think we both know who did it...."

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Dorothy gets a visit from her funny Valentine.

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

Back to the Holidays

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'