Playful Pranksters Gifts

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"We don't fight all the time, only when we're together."

Modern animal communication

Suction-cup marks: Just one of the reasons wall hockey never caught on.

Oh, look! It's a memo about Valentine's Day!

Rabbit ears

The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

"So there's this big Mother...."

'What do you mean, Poll Tax?'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'We found Daddy's credit card - How much do you want for your sweet shop?'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

"Curiosity is definitely a part of a cat's personality. Last week she hacked into our phone, and now it's our computer."

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

"Jack! Are you sitting down?...Just curious."

Granny Apple never minded having the grandchildren stay over. She just dreaded the early morning wake up calls.

"Slug bug...no hit backs!"

"Shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big."

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Hide and Seek

"Could you please crank the handle? I can't get a phone signal in here."

Factory-Second Magic 8 Balls

Children in a Nursery.

Back to the Holidays

"Assuming your parents check your browsing history, let's mess with them a little. . . H-A-R-V-A-R-D T-U-I-T-I-O-N."

Why are your parents angry that you're going to be Peter Pan in the school play? They just heard I'm going to be suspended.

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

The girls who messed up our Facebook photos have to apologize. They were only joking. The school wants to stop cyber bullying. Hey, little sisters. Get out of my way or get a punch in the nose. We're moving. He would have really messed up my Facebook photo!

"Do you see the one who jumped you?"

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Boy balancing a baby on his feet

Terror Strikes A Leaf Funeral