Playful Pranksters Mugs

"We don't fight all the time, only when we're together."

Modern animal communication

Suction-cup marks: Just one of the reasons wall hockey never caught on.

Oh, look! It's a memo about Valentine's Day!

Rabbit ears

The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

"So there's this big Mother...."

'What do you mean, Poll Tax?'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'We found Daddy's credit card - How much do you want for your sweet shop?'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

"Curiosity is definitely a part of a cat's personality. Last week she hacked into our phone, and now it's our computer."

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

"Jack! Are you sitting down?...Just curious."

Granny Apple never minded having the grandchildren stay over. She just dreaded the early morning wake up calls.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Hide and Seek

"Could you please crank the handle? I can't get a phone signal in here."

Factory-Second Magic 8 Balls

Children in a Nursery.

Back to the Holidays

"Assuming your parents check your browsing history, let's mess with them a little. . . H-A-R-V-A-R-D T-U-I-T-I-O-N."

"Do you see the one who jumped you?"

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Boy balancing a baby on his feet

Terror Strikes A Leaf Funeral

"Why can't Babbie just use your cell phone?"

"If you kids must have food fights, try not to do it when the cafeteria is serving soup."

The cootie code!

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'