Creative Pranksters Mugs

"I think we both know who did it...."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Tartar sauce.

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Back to the Holidays

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?