Adventurous Pranksters Gifts

Suicide diver.

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Tartar sauce.

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

Back to the Holidays

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"I think we both know who did it...."

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?