Adventurous Pranksters Gifts

Suicide diver.

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Tartar sauce.

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Back to the Holidays

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Tank color choices.

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

Children in a Nursery.

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'