Mischievous Pranksters Gifts

"No, there aint no school today. We just burnt it down!"

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

"It's alive! Alive!!"

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Tartar sauce.

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Back to the Holidays

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

"I think we both know who did it...."

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

Pants Uglifier!

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Children in a Nursery.