Mischievous Pranksters Gifts

"No, there aint no school today. We just burnt it down!"

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"It's alive! Alive!!"

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Tartar sauce.

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

Back to the Holidays

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

Children in a Nursery.

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."