Mischievous Prankster Gifts

'My trousers have holes in them.'

What's wrong with the TV? IT keeps changing to the cartoons! (son sitting behind mom with the remote control).

Buy me and I'll tell you where Long John Silver buried his treasure!

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

Feeding birds boogers.

"Upcycled, re-purposed and resin dipped - that's how gran would have wanted to go."

"They're for the jet skis."

'Look guys I have a new rug! Who wants to help me wreck it?'

People in a painting run away from a vandal.

'We've all lost things recently and want to look in Marmaduke's doghouse.'

'Luck I forgot my deodorant this morning.'

Sea Bandits.

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

'This is a really great bar - you have to pick the locks to get in!'

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

'Hang in there, baby!'

'I'm a good little boy. Batteries not included.'

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

Apartments Available: Call Mickey.

I shall not insult my stupid, fat, idiotic, ugly, lousy teacher...

Blasting Limpets on the Barbary Coast

Girl Exchanging counterfeit coin

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Resourceful toddler

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."