Creative Prankster Gifts

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

Design and Technology lesson

An artist waits to ambush an easel

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

That tom cat's spraying up the wall again

'There! A little starch and voila! An Easter bunny!'

'Of course they will let us in, they won't have seen one for days.'

"This perfect present can't disappoint anybody because you buy it, wrap it in and throw it away."

"Student unicorn"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"They look like pickles."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I did it all from memory.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Teddy Time Bears