Fun-loving Pranksters Gifts

"They're fake plastic vampire fangs from a dress-up shop, but boy do they make the wolves turn around and leave me alone..."

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"They look like pickles."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

Stupid Cupid.

"It's alive! Alive!!"

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

"I think we both know who did it...."

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Back to the Holidays

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

Children in a Nursery.

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

Tank color choices.

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

"Neither of us are dentists." "True, but we're saving a fortune on candy." "They probably give out healthy stuff." "Let's go next door."

Minor Surgery

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

"So there's this big Mother...."