Light-hearted Pranksters Gifts

'Well, so much for the clean getaway. 'F' means forward and 'R' means reverse, Vince...'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"It's alive! Alive!!"

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Tartar sauce.

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

"I think we both know who did it...."

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Back to the Holidays

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

Children in a Nursery.

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."