Polite Pranksters Gifts

"Dammit, Trevor! Just say 'Please' so we can get outta here!"

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Tartar sauce.

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

Back to the Holidays

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

Children in a Nursery.

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'