Polite Pranksters Pillows

"Dammit, Trevor! Just say 'Please' so we can get outta here!"

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Tartar sauce.

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

Back to the Holidays

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Children in a Nursery.

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen