Peaceful Pranksters Pillows

Warning - this neighbourhood patrolled by drug-crazed hippies.

Roman Hippies

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

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"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Tartar sauce.

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Back to the Holidays

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"I think we both know who did it...."

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

Children in a Nursery.

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

Groucho Glasses Eye Test