Merry Pranksters Pillows

'Peabody, Yomp, Lee, Brodski & Dirkshaw...buddies since 4th grade.

What do you want for Christmas?

"And that, my son, is how you can drive all the neighbourhood's dogs mad in one hit..."

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"It's alive! Alive!!"

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Tartar sauce.

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

Back to the Holidays

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'