Young Pranksters Pillows

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

"It's alive! Alive!!"

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Tartar sauce.

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

The Amazing Mr Sausage

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"I think we both know who did it...."

Back to the Holidays

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC